if you’ve ever touched a bandmember’s hand
you have in extension touched his/her penis/vagina
think about that
oh dear fucking god screaming
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And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
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OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
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what if one day a spider came along and trapped you under a glass
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FINALLY
WHY GOD, WHY
not this again I’M DYING
omg I love this
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